Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry Biography

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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?

Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay 

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Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu

Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

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Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai

Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

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Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga

Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

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Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya

Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay

Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

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Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo

Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per

Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

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"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha

"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"

Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti

"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

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nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..

.har haal main anjam se darte rehna

Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........

mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

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Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb

uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon

ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote

aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

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bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin

ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua

ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye

kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

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Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali

Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn

magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga

mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo

Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao

Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain

Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho

Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai

Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar

Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga

Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai

Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style

Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file.

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry

Urdu Funny Poetry